Monday, October 30, 2006

Conclusion of the 50 Questions Email i sent out and got back

The research has shown that most of the people whom i sent the 50 questions are unable to read questions correctly. Or ignoring the actually question totally.

Common mistakes occurs when one is presented with a question of How or What.

Usual errors consist of Answering a "Do you" instead of "How"

"Who" instead of "What"

Some tend to be easily influenced by other's answers. Ergo, not having a mind of their own or are just plain lazy to answer them. Common arguements about this issue results in the person claiming that he/she also thinks the same as the previous person who sent the email.

Others have shown the symptoms of UCC, (Un-Controllable Comments).
When a subject is presented with a question with an answer a previous speciment submitted, the subject tends to comment on the answer even if the question and instructions do not require such an activity.

50 Questions Report. 30 Oct 2006 2:16PM

Monday, October 16, 2006

Kingdom Hearts!!!!

Woah Damn cool!










Where's Sora?



woah! Damn nice music also! Anyone can find that piece of music PLEASE send me!!!

It's called Hikari but rock version.

Those can help me find de pls help! ^^

Oei X help me find leh

Friday, October 13, 2006

To forward or not to forward?

Today's discussion is to forward or not to forward?

The question that poeple poundered for ages; To be or not to be?

It drove some craxy, it drove some rich. But hey today's question has been changed to fit this certain topic, and that is as seen on the title,

To forward or not to forward?

The answer is simple! Really! No need to use half your life to calculate it.

The answer is....


Woah 630 liao... bye people i going off from work! wah ahah For the answer to the question tomorrow night then i will complete this post.

Completing consists of spell check. So any spelling errors dun come find me first.


Continue!

The answer is simple! The answer is NO. You should not forward that email!

Chain mails have been around since I-dunno-when times. Most these mails consist of information either blackmailing you, or simply just cursing you. There are a few famous examples... Such as

1. Your email/msn account will shutdown.

2. You will get free stuff.

3. Fowarding for good/bad luck.

4. Make-a-wish mails.

5. Each mails donates money.(Special case)

Let's go through these examples one by one. For the first example, i actually kept one of the chain mails just to show it here.

It reads as follows:

hey everyone, listen up .
On the 1st of november , we will have to pay for the use of our MSN and email accounts unless we send this message to at least 18 contacts on your contact list. It's no joke if you don't believe me then go to the site (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm ) and see for yourself.

Anyways once you've sent this message to at least 18
contacts, your msn dude will become blue. please copy and paste don't
forward cos people won't take notice of it.

Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578
names left.

If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL COST 10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE


That's the email i recieved, some will forward it some won't. Let's go point by point to analyse this email and also the person who sent it to me.

First point...

On the 1st of november , we will have to pay for the use of our MSN and email accounts unless we send this message to at least 18 contacts on your contact list. It's no joke if you don't believe me then go to the site (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm ) and see for yourself.

The ones in bold are the problem ones, look at the first one

pay for the use of our MSN


PAY for MSN? Are you sure?! They are more than happy for you to use their service! NEXT!

If at any point of time anyone reading this does not agree with me, do drop me a note and I will debate with you.

Second point.

at least 18 contacts on your contact list


My question is, how on earth are they going to check EVERY account that have had sent to at least 18?! Plus they will have to check whether those contacts that were sent to are in your contact list?!

Ok, ok. Fine. So you say they have Super computers and blah blah. It is possible. Chance given. Here's another question then... You know how many account there are in the world? When do you want them to start checking? How much TIME and MONEY will they need to check everything?

Next...

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm )


Very smart, there's a webbie given to make you believe that the mail is true.

Believe Points ++?

NO! --!

I think that this is the biggest hole in the whole email... Why?
Because, note that the webbie reads.. /1/hi/business... hi! wtf? HI! Which professional website that reports important news uses /hi/? Unless this is your HTML project, very unlikely... Actually I kind of find this to be quite funny. Maybe it was in an attempt to bluff people into forwarding mails, he used this 'strategy' but too bad lah, kena backfired. HI! lol

Next paragraph!

Anyways once you've sent this message to at least 18
contacts, your msn dude will become blue. please copy and paste don't
forward cos people won't take notice of it.

This one is just repeating the 18 people. Oh?! my msn dude turn blue leh! Wasn't it blue EVER SINCE MSN WAS AROUND?! Unless you sign out lah.

What was amizing and very funny is that... cehck out the line:

please copy and paste don't
forward cos people won't take notice of it.


Huh... a while you ask me to forward, a while you tell me not to forward... What's the amzing part is that the person who sent this email to me, lol! FORWARDED IT! HAHA! Hey if you don't want your msn to close down ah please at least read instructions correctly hor!! Ha ha! Please lah... You people ah, damn funny one.

hahahaha...next next..haahah

Hey it is Andy and john the directors of MSN, sorry for the interruption but msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for just one person), we only have 578
names left.

First of all, directors talk to you like that one ah? Hey hello! Ho bo? Oei wan go makan not?! Their english also very poor, Hey it is Andy and john...

IT is ah?!

john no need to caps meh? John leh.

Runnning out of names? I don't believe a word of it. Look at your keyboard. How many combinations of names u can come up with? if you want to know how many combinations which consist of just numbers can give you...

There are 9 numbers, there is no limit to how many numbers you can type in. On the calculator, you have to type this in. 9C-Unlimited- Good luck there! 578 left seh... So much people in the world man!

And last but not least! The 'finishing blow'!

If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks. WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL COST 10.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLY. COPY THE WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE

One moment want to close your account, one moment need to shut down server... Which one you want to do?! Shut down half meh? SiaoZ.

If I'm one of the few that did not recieve this email? does it mean mine will auto close down? You can easily go to court for this man. Objection!

If this email is sooooo professional to make you believe and send it, it says here...

AND YOU WILL COST 10.00 A MONTH TO USE.


10.00 wad? Stones? Chain mails? Get a life man.

That will be all for the first example. On to the next!

Emails which tells you that free products will be given... Just doesn't make sense does it? In general the flaws of the email has been explained above.

Number 3. Good luck/bad luck

Preys upon the humans heart of better safe than sorry, same as insurance. That's how they earn your money. Most people live through their lives happily without any accidents and stuff.Why do you buy insurance? Because you want to kena accident so you can say "Woah heng ah! Got buy iinsurance!" I'll pass on that.

Number 4. Make a wish scroll down slowly!

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STOP!

Suckers... That's what the inventors of these mails are thinking everytime someone does it. Sure, no harm doing it. Suckers... Try a well man, it works better.

Now on to the kind of mails that Donates a certain amount of each mail you forward...

Honestly, i don't see how forwarding mail can earn you money. If it were true we wound not need donations already. A bit cruel hearted here but i can say i do not believe and do not forward these kind of mails either...

You can call me heartless...

This is a heartless


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While this is a nobody


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That's all for this topic of forwarding mails!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

To my other Gemini

To my one only other ever so close Gemini friend...

You owe me an explanation. Get your ass out of there well.

You will tell me that explanation with YOUR own fucking mouth.! With your own fucking voice!

Until then... That explanation will remain from what I know of you. It's called 'forget'...

Get ass out of there... Please...


please....

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Haze ah~~

Look up in the sky!
There's no birds!
There's no planes!

Cos the only orh lu lu thing you can see is the haze!

Recently Singapore kena some hazey situation ah... from a certain country that i will not lah. But everyone knows which one i am talking about by hey you know, let's just keep my mailbox free of lawyer letters. So here goes... Comments on the orh lu lu thing in the sky!


Few things i noticed when the last fri & sat with the haze ah. Is that..

1. No birds

Er.. i think that's the only thing i can remember lah, maybe another thing is that it makes me sick lah. Everytime go out ah got that oily oily smell seh. Then it causes me to curse and swear more also.

Up next we will study the pros and cons of this haze-thingy.

------------------------------------News Flash!--------------------------------


On tonight's news @ 7:36pm we bring you the anal-ysis of the haze that has struck Singaporeans by shocking surpise...

Video conferences from the SHOO(Singapore Haze Outcasting 'Orang') indicates that the PSI(Puah! Sway! Index) is an sibei unhealthy score of 130 and above... These were the quotes from the conferences.

"Wah lan eh! The PSI hor sibei unhealthy ah! Wah got 130 liao lo."

"Siao bo... still laising leh..."

"Laise some more Singapore don't need to breathe liao ah! Haiyo die lah..."

"Kanina! Chao...." *ZAP*

*Conference ends*

*Back to the news guy*

Wah lau... Where got bad word one... fu... *feedback* Holy shit! I didn't know the mic was...!

*Ahem* Such petrifying report from the SHOO. The SHOO has also warned all citizens to Please Stay Indoors as long the intimidating Haze continues to engulf our beautiful island.

Coming up, we have John who's out in the Haze to bring us a life report of the situation outside the safe borders of this building.

John can you hear me?!

*Cam on John Live!*

Hey! Hey! News Guy! Yup...! I'm outside in this Haze! The only thing that stand between me and the Haze is this special mask that protects me from certain death from inhaling too much of the Haze!

News Guy: "Did you just say certain death John?!"



Yes! Yes I did News Guy! These poor souls are doom to die without this special mask!
I will try to interview them before they all die...

*stops a passer by*

Yo! how are you doing man?!

Old uncle: "Aiya.. No problem one lah! Lim bei live so long liao ah wad Haze never see before?! These young people a bit bit then die liao! Not zai one! Hai..."

So I see! So wad are your comments on this Haze?

Old uncle: "Wah lan... The *country will not be named* stupid sia! Wad burn trees lah... Make the whole world suffer... Then somemore ah! Now moon cake festival ah! Cannot see the moon ah! Haze untill the Chang er 's rabbit also become black color liao lo! Haiz.. She should not have eaten the pink color grape ah... IF not ah~"

*interrupts* Oh yes! Yes! We do not need to know what caused Chang Er to go to the moon lah... Ha Ha Thanks uncle! Back to you News Guy!



Thank you John! That's the end of our news... What? The pros and cons of Haze? No lah... That's the programme that we interrupted for the news mah... aiyo! Back to the programme!

Thank you Citizens!


---------------------------------End News Flash-------------------------------


That was some long news huh... Well back to my pros and cons of the stupid Haze lah... Let's start off by listening to the Gooood Stuff...

Goood Stuff:

1. Can tell the boss u sick, because of Haze. They cannot do anything one.

2. Got excuse to stay at home when people ask you out but lazy.

3. Got excuse to curse and swear then you just blame it on the Haze.

4. Can blame the Haze for almost anything.

5. It covers up the sun.

The Bad Things:

1. You can really get sick.

2. It covers up the moon.

3. It covers up the sun.

4. Excuse for parents to tell you cannot go out.
(But it's true lah. I'll stand on my mom's side for this matter.)

5. Those lazy friend finally get a flawless excuse why he/she cannot go out with you.

6. Always need to on Air-con at home.

7. It gets freaking hot.

8. Makes you seh`!

9. Haze + Second hand smoke = Die even faster.

10.Haze just sucks.

As you can see the bad things are two times the amount of the good ones... what's more the good ones ain't all that good either...

This concludes for today's Hazanalysis.
Stay tuned for "How did Chang Er even end up there?!"

Friday, October 06, 2006

The 87% Gemini Guy

Some cool stuff to watch/listen, this is cool ah then somemore i learning driving wah ha ha






Some other cool stuffZ





You are 87% Gemini



Wednesday, October 04, 2006

New post!!

Finally a new post has come.... That's mainly because i have nothing to do @ work over here at Neil road...


Dunno wad to type also lah... actually just wanted to type down something i found very meaningful

The only thing more painful than getting hurt is giving up on tomorrow and lying to yourself.


Got this from some anime song ah ok i go back watch liaoZ