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Something damn fucking retarded happened a few hours ago.

If it wasn't that retarded, I wouldn't be blogging right now. Here's the scenario.
Encounter with a Fucktard version 1.0

* NOTE the following is not edited yet... later then edit... lol * got lesson

Irddy, Robin, X, and I were waiting at the Block N Level 6 for Hanz.

Robin: What the fuck is Hanz doing in there man?

("Hey boy, stop using vulgarities" echoes from the background)

Robin: (looks at me) ...

Me: (looks at Robin) o.O

Irddy: Shitting

Robin: Chow Chee Bye, what the hell was that?

Pimpled face bespectacled student from the School Of Engineering walks over.

Fucktard: Don't you use dialect vulgarities!

Robin: an zhua, buay sai si boh?

Fucktard: You're disgracing the school.

We: -_-

Irddy: What's wrong with using vulgarities? We're only using it amongst ourselves.

Robin: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Interlude - Some random conversation carries on.

Robin: So who said we're not allowed to use vulgarities? Your Mommy(whinny voice)?

Fucktard points his fat stout finger right in robin face.

Robin: Nabeh you better stop pointing your finger at me or I'm gonna whack you.

Fucktard: If you don't stop using vulgarities I'm going to slap you.

Robin: Bring it if you dare. You know what's gonna happen if you dare touch me.

Fucktard: I'm going to report you to the Principal

We: Principal? (bursts out laughing)

Fucktard: Stop using vulgarities!

*Hanz walks out of the toilet

Hanz: What's going on ar?

*Robin walks over to Hanz.

Robin: eh Chow Chee Bye, what you doing sia?

Fucktard: Hey don't scold your friend vulgarity.

Hanz: (looks at Robin then with both hands in air) Fuck it man!

*Fucktard TOUCHES robin's arm to get his attention

Robin: You better get your hands off me or I'm gonna whack you.

X: Which law have we broken?

*Robin turns around to explain to Hanz about the little Fucktard.
*Fucktard TOUCHES Robin AGAIN.

Robin: Eh Chee Bye la you better stop fucking touching me or I'm really gonna give it to you.

*Lift door opens, there's someone else inside. Fucktard holds the button.

Fucktard: (points at the lift) I want you to go in NOW.

We: WTF?

Me: Eh let go of the button and let the guy go down lah.

*Fucktard takes out his little fucktard phone.

Fucktard: I'm gonna call the Principal now!

X: I'm waiting for your lawyer's letter. Sue me if you dare.

Fucktard: I'm gonna call the Principal.

X: No, don' call the Principal. Call the police NOW.

*Fucktard cowers in fear.
*X points at Fucktard and continues his barrage of words.
*Lecturer appears from a classroom after hearing the commotionSo that concludes our little adventure. The lecturer didn't take sides with him 'cos it's kinda obvious that he has a screw loose. The next time I see him, I'm gonna splew vulgarities like there's no tomorrow. Fuck it, Robin says.

The above is TRUE and it happened right in front of us! OMG. NYP do have weird people. He is year one. Wears a purple landyard... not sure which school he belongs to...

Pls note that I was laughing my ass off most of the time while listening to the conversation.

It's a joke I tell you!!! Disgrace the schoool leh! He really said that lo! Was like WTF?!?!? Since when do people start caring about the school?! LOL! Hell the school doesn't even care about us seh... haha this is some funny shit. Glad i skipped lessons for it woo~~! No wait there was "no lesson" to begin with ^^